Dear Friendz, I have decided my career will be to be a pro-wrestler, and I am sure I will be outstanding in the ring as soon as someone calls me back from the Pro-Wrestling Association. (I have left a lot of messages but do not seem to be getting any returns.) I have been a totally awesome wrestler since I was a puppy. After I discovered ESPN I realized pro-wrestling was for me. 

Currently my best moves are: The Smash-And-Trash, which involves getting a running start then throwing yourself at the trash can in the kitchen; the Hurl-And-Curl, which is where you take a Human shoe and hurl it across the living room; and the Thunder-Plunder, which is where you get a running start then leap into the air and land in the laundry basket. (If this move goes right, laundry sprays everywhere.)

LoLLy said no one was calling me back from the Pro-Wrestling people because I only weigh 5 pounds and because I didn't have a pro-wrestling name. So now I have a pro-wrestling name: LuLu the Hammer -- Five Pounds of Fluffy Fury! If you know anyone with the Pro-Wrestling people please get them to call me back ASAP. In the meantime, at least we got to go on an outstanding Road Trip. If we can just find the credit cards we can take another one!

STATS for LuLu The Hammer -- Five Pounds of Fluffy Fury!

Weight: 5.5 pounds
Height: 10 inches on hind feet
Belts: Pink striped belt from Human closet

Go visit LoLLy in her room ... buy some awesome stuff to help raise money for resuces ... or come Dlog on the Dog Blog!