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Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog,
Well if isn't one thing it's another and in between us spending 2 much time at the V-E-Ts due to our Human’s insistintz that we go there apparintly to top it all off (and we don’t mean with a cherry as in hot fudg sunday, which wood be a GOOD thing) -- no instead we meen to top it all off on top of everything else there is something going on called a recess-shon.
Now friendz, we have to tell you that we like to think of ourselves as farely current on the current evintz. But it had come to our shocking attenshon that...
we are the last in the nayborhood to know about this recess-shon, do to the fact that we had to learn about it from Emma, who lives across the street, and who is getting less of the fantsy pants dog biscits than she used to and explaned it was becuz of this thing called the recess-shon.
And at first we were like, recess? There is more recess? That is truly Two Paws UP! Becuz we love it when we get to go on recess and play!
And then Emma was like no, it meens that the humans are broke.
And we said, well, we know that the humans are broke, at least ours sure is, becuz she is always losing her car keyz and stuff and it’s like what is rong with ur brain?
And then Emma was like no, they are broke as in they have no money.
And we were like, WHAT? WHAT? No money? All there credit cardz r broken? OH NO! We know all about this do to what happened to us to begin with and then we hung our heds and cried and cried.
And then LuLu said, “LoLLy, what r we crying for?”
And LoLLy stopped crying and we was like, “Um, hmmm, let’s see, oh I think we r crying becuz the Human lost her car keyz agin!”
And then we cried some more.
And then we took a nap.
Well anyway that very nite our Human told us that we were only going to get one of the fantsy pantz treets that we get after dinner, instead of 2, becuz of the recess-shon, and that is when it hit us how truly terible this is.
Well anyway so we have put our cards on a super sale speshal becuz if all the humans are feeding there dogs less treets becuz of our cardz costing 2 much, then this is tragik, and we are doing our part to help by making them eggstremely economikle.
Plez remember that we give all our money to rescue groups so BUY SOME TODAY ON SUPER SALE!
Love, your PaLs, LuLu and LoLLy!
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